I squirt, therefore I am

Dave promised he'd make me cum all over his face. All over his face, dripping from his beard and soaking the whole mid section of the bed through 4 towels folded into 3 layers each. He went straight to town on my pussy, no messing around. Aggressively fucking me with his tongue, sucking my lips and burying his face between my legs. As I start to cum he pushes in further, allowing himself to taste me completely- hearing him gasp for breath, drinking me in only made me cum harder.

Give me your cock, let me suck you off while you eat my pussy. He straddles my face and starts thrusting. The tip of his cock dripped hot and wet down my throat. He slides far past my lips, skimming the length of my tongue and forces himself as far into me as he can reach. I feel the impulse to gag but he doesn't relieve me- he knows I don't want him to. I relax my muscles and jaw and let him shove it down my throat. As he does my thighs tighten, I raise my ass and feed him my cunt, juicy and throbbing.

I catch a breath of air as he slips out, preparing for another thrust. I close my eyes again, letting his balls fall onto my face. His giant cock fucks my mouth. I grab and pull him toward me, his dick is so far down my throat I feel like I will swallow him. I cum again, again, again, again. Wave after wave spray across his face, his torso, my legs. We are dripping wet. I am craving more.

He slowly licks up the drops hanging from body and turns to face me. Within a heartbeat he is ramming my pussy hard with his cock. I wrap my legs around him, pulling him down and I hold his face close to mine. We rock back and forth together in perfect sync. Finding the groove with Dave is like magic. It feels like he somehow manages to dive in deeper than he already was, touching every nerve ending perfectly. He is panting, he starts moving faster and I ride him back just as fast, just as hard.

I know time is passing but I cannot quantify it. I am wrapped in my man- I see nothing, I hear nothing but his breath and mine, and then we are moaning. I feel him explode as one last wave wells up inside me and trickles down to envelop his beautiful cock. He collapses onto my chest and I hold him tight. Awesome.

Cock Rings, Nipple Clamps and Dildos

The mail came at precisely 12:43. I flew out to the box, eager with anticipation and flung the door open to reveal the package I'd been waiting for. The discreet SBP in the upper left corner, awesome! I texted Dave to let him know what I had in store for this evening... ohhhh I can't wait.

We were a well oiled machine getting everyone into bed at a reasonable hour and as soon as the doors were closed I tore into the Priority Mail packaging. A new cock and ball ring for Dave, nipple clamps for me. Dave gets hard trying on the ring. That's not going to work. Okay, put it down, let me go take a shower, you think about something not sexy and we'll do this again in a little bit. I masturbated in the shower, I couldn't help it. Thinking about Dave's juicy cock all wrapped up in leather and rubber. I flipped the shower head to pulse and let it beat on my pussy with steaming water until I sprayed all over the place. I'm throbbing and dripping, ready for more.

Something to know about Dave. He's almost never not hard. For anyone unfamiliar with cock rings you have to put them on when your junk is "flaccid" and with the prospect of dirty sex on the horizon, this is no easy task. I put the most unsexy TV show on I could find and try hard not to look his way so he can focus. He slides the ring onto his cock but the leather strap feels small. Here, let me help you out. I cradle his balls in my hand, salivating as I look down at the now rock hard cock in front of me. I gently bring the two ends of the leather together and snap them on the loosest fitting. Wow, that looks pretty fucking cool.

We're having sex right fucking now. Dave's fingers find their groove quickly and bring me to my first orgasm in minutes. Adding more thrust and a bite on my nipple, here comes the next one- this one is giant, a wave rushes over his hand and as he pushes in, he takes my cum with it, spraying it up over my hip and nailing me in the arm. My elbow is in a puddle. He dives over to the dresser drawer and pulls out the dildo. As he fucks me with it, he positions his own cock over my face and I eagerly take him in. I swallow his whole cock deep into my throat and he moans- suck my balls. The C&B ring has them bundled in a pefect package for me, I can easily take them both in and roll them gently over my tongue. He grabs the back of my head and shoves me down over the shaft again, holding me there until I cum what seems like gallons.

Oh jeez, I'm gonna fuck you. I need your cock in my pussy, please. Just for a minute, just let me feel you before you fuck my ass. Dave obliges, hot and hard- I can feel another wave coming. He grabs the nipple clamps and puts them on me. I scream and he slides out, grabbing the dildo again and slipping it back in. I am so fucking wet we don't need lube. And in a heartbeat my legs are over his shoulders, his cock is pumping my ass while the dildo moves in perfect sync. Oh my god you feel so fucking good. I could ride this cock forever. I'm gonna cum again, I'm gonna cum all over your cock. You like feeling my hard cock in your ass? I moan and pull him in closer and tighter with my legs.

Dave's breathing is heavy and quick, I spread my legs wide and thrust upwards, taking in as much of his cock as I can. And with that, he blows his load and keeps fucking me as I cum one last time.

Collapsing onto the bed, in a wet and exhausted mess, we both reach for our beer and take a quenching sip. Nice.

But my cock is happy and that's what matters...

cock waggling, roses, little notes... crap I gotta remember not to start blog posts when I'm high as a kite (or if I do, I need to finish them and not leave them until later because then I have a hell of a time trying to sort out what it was that I was thinking!)

"Do you remember the first time you brought me roses? I was in the shower trying to recall how I spelled 'whoreish' in my last post and my mind drifted from spell check, to blow jobs to the time I next saw you after our first night together. You were standing at the top of my third story staircase with horrible orange plaid carpeting holding the grandest bouquet of long stem red roses I had ever seen. I guess my cock sucking skills caught your attention, those fuckers were giant!"

Showing affection is something you've always done thoughtfully and selflessly with me- from little notes left in my medicine cabinet and dresser drawers, to cards left on my pillow when I'm not looking -for no reason other than because you rock, to the year you made me a birthday CD and inserted it into the CD player you installed in my car as a gift; setting it to play "Birthday" by the Beatles when I turned on the car.

And in more recent years I laugh at our silly affectionate and flirty and dirty ways: Cock waggling- defined as removal of your cock from whatever dressings it was in for the sole purpose of grabbing it and waggling it around in an attempt to make me laugh and/or get a quick little stroke or lick. The hand warmer- slipping my hands down your pants and cupping your balls while gently scratching them until you purr. Humpin' my ass- (just like it sounds) when you come up behind me at the sink our counter and press your rock hard cock against my ass, enticing me to press back against you and undoubtedly making me wet and eager for the kids to go to bed. And last the quickie suck- generally occurs when I'm sitting at my desk working and you walk over. I'll give you the "come on out" signal and give you a yummy little mini blow for a minute or two, just enough to make you moan once or twice and then tuck it back away until later.

I love that your cock needs air, we can't keep it pent up in clothing all the time! Tonight I glanced over and you were lying in the bed watching TV- in your Spider Man T-shirt and pajama pants, elastic waist pulled down and tucked neatly below your bulging ball sack. Just waiting patiently for me to notice. "It needs a kiss" and so I oblige. "What about my balls? Can't you tell them 'hey guys' and give them a little attention to?" Again, I'm happy to oblige.


"That's all for now, I'm trying to type." But it's pointless, I can't type, I'm too high, I'm too horny and your cock is so hard. "Come over here for a second" and you side up to the bed. "Give it to me" and you slide right into my mouth. Down to the base, hold it there deep- oh my god it makes me so crazy when you do that. Fuck my lips and my tongue back and forth then go in deep again. I'm cradling your balls and wishing I could fit them in my mouth too. Oh wow, I need to fuck you...
okay, that's enough, go! Hurry up and check the DVD you've got burning, I can't wait much longer. "I'm all wet over here now..." "Yea, but my cock is happy and that's what matters." (giant grin)

And it is. A happy cock makes for a very happy pussy.